Self-Destruction!!!

After much huffing and puffing around, finally I managed to get hold of the STUPID (oops...) internet after being forced to do chores and homeworks. I seriously and chronically HATE them both. And exams, too.
And so, I'm starting new quests on driving myself completely NUTS. First, I forced myself to read the ENTIRE SERIES of SP in a day. My head is surprisingly light now, but I completed it. Another quest is writing fanfics (3) in 3 hours. Pheww... That's -thank GOD- done. I can't post it though. I scrawled it on an exercise book that's meant for school. Now my latest mission : finish the COMPLETE (available) SERIES of The Secrets of The Immortal Nicholas Flamel. In a day. I just stumbled upon the last pages of The Sorceress before I threw up..
Now my head is bazooka-ing my consciousness, saying "ARE YOU INSANE!! HOW COULD YOU EVEN EXPECT TO FINISH EVERYTHING IN JUST A DAY!!?? I'M THOROUGHLY ASHAMED OF BEING YOUR HEAD!!!